Gaming drug will make you a better player
January 16th, 2008 |
Ever get sick of being called a noob in Call of Duty? Tired of blaming lag when you get pwned in Halo 3? Can’t finish those last few Guitar Hero songs? We have just the thing for you!
A German firm has developed a new drug that’s designed to make you better at playing video games. FpsBrain is supposed to boost your mental alertness and response times — which is probably useful in many situations but is being targeted at gamers because it contains less caffeine than most energy supplements, preventing the shaky caffeine jitters that could ruin a good game.
The ingredients are mostly vitamins, amino acids and a touch of caffeine, making it about on par with your average energy drink. Aside from being a little unnecessary, it’s not particularly unhealthy and has passed German health & safety requirements.
A bottle of 60 capsules costs €19.90, which is roughly $30 U.S.
Creepy.
#1 monkey king bia
January 28th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
I don’t need drugz 2 game hard lame O
#2 Colin Temple
January 29th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Indeed. I just think it’s hilarious.
#3 Leon
February 1st, 2008 at 12:46 am
There is so substitute for skill. No energy drink with a gaming gimmick attached will change that.