Xbox Living

Paramount and Dreamworks have something to say:
Transformers and Shrek won’t be on Blu-ray.
HD-DVD is their format of choice.
So strap one on to your Xboxes, boys!

If I were to bet, I’d keep Sony away.
Betamax taught us to fear the blue ray.
But choosing the other surely isn’t free!
We won’t get to watch Spider-man 3!

But what to do, what are we to do?
No matter who wins, the consumers will lose.
We’re bound to put our money on one,
and find ourselves watching only Seinfeld re-runs.

I wish, I wish, they’d just make it plain
and have all movies simply the same.
If only they didn’t put us through such torment!
We might not have to rely on BitTorrent!